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Team Polar
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Dalian/fuShe2007-01-25 21:00
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Up-North 8vs8 season 8 division 5B2-1326-170
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En norsk klan jag inte har en susning om. Bara smiska upp dom till fjordarna och låta dom stanna där. GL HF!!

Dalian Plant
twl 104 - 61 PolaR
twl 125 - 7 PolaR
twl 229 - 68 PolaR

FuShe Pass
twl 97 - 0 PolaR
twl 0 - 102 PolaR
twl 97 - 102 PolaR

Total
twl 326 - 170 PolaR
Players
#NameSP
1Club Zebra
2Tubbe
3Strid
4Lan
5Granis
6Franze
7Nanna
8Flamingo
9Febben
10Dogie
11Hitman
12Dippen
13Liljamannen
14Strille
15modaset
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Runda 1
Uploaded by Tubbe
Runda 2
Uploaded by Tubbe
Runda 3
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Runda 4
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Report
I dedicate this report to the whole conversation on grading reports and especially to Warthog and Kane for making me laugh. Thanks, it was much needed on a otherwise grey day.

Time to face PolaR, a clan we knew very little about save that they like us lost their first bout in this season. We had prepared by playing MoM on pracc night Tuesday, we were very nervous about this round since Dalian and Fushe is our two nemesis maps. I swear they are jinxed against TWL somehow but to our astonishment we did very good with a 3-0 win. This made me even more nervous, something was clearly wrong…

Dalian Plant, TWL as China
In the warmup phase we discovered a server setting error concerning the helicopter, nosecam setting was off and as far as we could ascertain this should be on so PolaR accommodated with a restart. Unfortunately the error remained, another restart.

We spawned up, catcalls about lousy spawns reverberating but eventually everyone was heading out. The jeep for the eastern flag, the tank for the west with 4-5 players in limbo – far easier to react if anything happens for the first 20 secs. Which it did! Brilliantly, PolaR raced their US jeep on an intercept course and managed to take out our own jeep with a very nice AT shot!

Good one!

Meanwhile I had good luck in seizing the western flag, main entrance, together with Flamingo and Franz. We met their tank and some AT’ers but the fickle goddess of fortune wooed us this time and our shots hit home nicely.

For some reason Polar didn’t grab the eastern flag after their successful interception, we don’t know why but instead they opted for going straight into our main! This was not unexpected but we reacted poorly, the defence was slow in mobilizing and with but a few defenders we lost our main.

The jeep squad respawned on main entrance, racing across the map while dodging a double tow fire from either side, arriving at the eastern flag and successfully capping it. We now had neither main but both side flags. Hmm. Interesting scenario.

What to do? Let’s take their main! Said and done, I took my squad to their main. Meeting some fierce anti tank fire I died but with our excellent commander dropping jeeps as soon as she had them I managed to rejoin my squad and together we capped the US main.

To make matters more complicated PolaR wasn’t exactly sleeping, so they went ahead and assaulted the main entrance. They lost their tank but got the flag and the AA vehicle. Hmm, even more interesting scenario. Neither tank is alive but AA and Heli is. PolaR drove their AA out on the extreme east behind their main to spawnrape the helipad.

Jeep machineguns are effective on defense, so we setup with two jeeps in the US main, one on the main entrance. I raced back and forth as needed to provide additional spawns as either flag turned grey and we managed to hold onto them both. When our Helicrew exasperatedly called “Can someone PLEASE help us with the AA vehicle? We can’t get off the ground here!” I kidnapped our dear clanleader Flamingo and raced diagonally over the map, charging the AA with two AT shooters. Scratch one AA…on foot we tried to assault their main (our old China main) while we were there but a grenade caught me napping on the job.

We tried to zero them after that but after a few failed attempts we ran out of time.

Round 1: TWL 104 vs 61 PolaR





Dalian Plant, TWL as US
Rinse and repeat, Club Zebra and Flamingo - stop doing the naughty thing on the stairs! Warmup is over, geezzus! Tank for the western flag and a jeep for the eastern. We raced forth like a angry rhinoceros, taking the long way around the fence and reaching the flag just as people spawned up on me. One after another leapt from the turret and sped on to the flag. Where was the China tank? Suprisingly it had not left their main but even more surprising were the three AT shooters that sent me into orbit along with a charred bit of tank instrumentation.

15 seconds later I respawned and realised that the squad had performed wonders even without respawns. We had the flag!

With the heli up and the AA in our hands we charged the china main but met with little success the first time. TOW’s and AT missiles made short work of our first attempt.

With a vengeance Polar streamed forth on foot towards the main entrance, jeep assaults on US main, despite having only their main they still put the pressure up on us! I raced back and forth between both flags, providing rides and respawn points. More then once Polar had the main entrance grey, a short time even in their hands but we recapped fairly quickly.

Our Heli worked overtime dodging PolaRs excellent AT shooters and to our great shame, more then once they had to dodge a American made (stolen) AA vehicle aswell. It’s tough to hang onto that AA when chaos has the reins.

Harried and battered we took positions around the china main, Tubbe actually stealing their tank even though I had just put a tank round into the rear (yeah, I admit I saw Tubbe entering and had to….eeh&hellip, due to the heavy AT responsive fire we were unable to make any decisive blow and had to let the bleed take it’s toll.

Round 2: TWL 125 vs 7 PolaR




First map: TWL 229 vs 68 PolaR

What a change, we are kicking ass on Dalian Plant instead of getting kicked?!? We never win this map! Woohoo! Elated and cheerful we were probably less then prepared when we began round three.





Fushe Pass, TWL as China
Plans are good. Up until 10 seconds into the game. Our jeep heading for the US main got mauled badly and the entire inf group while frozen in limbo were retasked to take the middle. Meanwhile the tank were taking potshots across the valley floor towards the opposite number, the APC holding back a little to respond to any main threats and a lone AT crossing guard in the middle.

PolaR got the middle but in the midst of it all we managed to slip our SQL Club Zebra into their main and actually got the flag grey. Frantic shouting ensued while we tried to organize our team in taking a firm grip on the US main. Somehow we did it with only FOUR men on the offensive. The commander, APC, Tank and the Lonesome AT shooter (Dogie) on the ridgeline were left on the Chinese side of the pass with very little to do.

So we went ahead and put some pressure on the middle. This worked beautifully and we harried the spawning Polar infantry badly.

Dogie rushed forth and got the flag all the way down to grey, about the same time PolaR managed to turn their own main grey again but wonders of wonders – we cleaned house and all but one had died! Tubbe and me charged our tank and APC down into the middle, we saw the lone survivor but I didn’t dare to fire as Dogie was alive in the zone. Horrified I watched him duke it out and loose against the remaining survivor! Good Lord Almighty, I leaped out of the tank and started tossing grenades from the road. From out of nowhere my teammate Febben arrives and enter the flagzone – guess what? Teamkill and the flag turns US.

The teamspeak came alive with exclamations as the entire PolaR team respawned as AT. In about three seconds both me and Tubbe were blown to bits, if only we had charged the flag and left our vehicles mined….Damnation. 20 days of solitary confinement at base for me.

The round was but half done and we obviously lost quite a lot of heart there. PolaR raced for our Chinese main and put the pressure on bigtime. I was heavily assaulted in the tank while defending, bailed to repair the burning hulk and somehow survived as several AT missiles hammered it. Seeing the china main flag turn grey I started oncemore spamming grenades (praying that no teammate would enter the zone, othweise I’d have another tenday confinement), fragged 3, rushed forwards with the shotgun and nailed another two but failed to get the last guy. Jubilant I took my 15 seconds with glee as Tubbe in the APC were able to hold the flag until Dogie and I got back from the US main that we still held.

Resuming our vigilance we managed to hang onto our flags and the bleed had done it’s damage.

Round 3: TWL 97 vs 0 PolaR





Fushe Pass: TWL as US
All of us applied for time with the company chaplain and doctor (old man Henke) for repentant confessions and sedatives once the game was done but we still had another round – suck it up soldiers!

Our plan was to take the middle and hold the flank against enemy raiders. PolaR must’ve had a chat while loading and obviously decided to go all in. Holding nothing back we were met with everything they had in the middle. Barely making it past the gates of our main, we were ground to dust and spat back out. All hell waited anyone foolish to venture down into the pass valley floor. Soon we had their infantry all over our base and due to the extreme spawn zone we couldn’t hold onto our vehicles. The entire round became a wild chase as AT’s trying to nail our vehicles and keep their infs away from our flag.

Desperately hanging on by our nails, we had a few moments of peace but were unable to create any openings. Time and time again we were hammered into our main area without a moments calm. Every PolaR inf must’ve spawned in the middle, running pelllmell uphill and into the main.

My only contribution to the struggle was a double mine kill of enemy vehicles, other then that I did not exactly tow my load this round. Flamingo did a excellent job of keeping a close watch on the tank spawn and more then once saved it in the nick of time - on all rounds!

We knew we had to get their tickets down to below 97 to win the round but with a 110 left I charged back into our flagzone with our tank, shooting wildly at the PolaR infantry lying facedown behind the sandbags. Trying to duck their oncoming charge of tank and APC I still bought the ticket to heaven at 105 tickets. Tubbe in his APC raced in, killing a couple but died valiantly. Our Commander Strid tried nading a few tickets but was killed. Febben was the only one alive but caught in the open middle there wasn’t much he could do.

We had lost the map by a measly 5 tickets.

Round 4: TWL 0 vs 102 Polar


As a closing note (disclaimer?) I’d like to thank PolaR for a well played and above all fun game, good luck in future! Oh, and to all readers, bear in mind that this is a biased ‘report’ or tale viewed from one persons viewpoint. It is not fair to either my own teammates or our opponents as it is my reactions and observations that are described with my language without corrections made from any other parties.
Comments
Hitman*
Hej hej Monika
Måste kolla hur jag jobbar men det ska nog kunna gå.
Strille
Member
Sorry måste serva/uppdatera hojen.. Lycka till och kör hårt..
Strid
Member
Varför står det division 4A som league på denna matchen?
Club Zebra*
Du är en Zebra
Va fan snackar du om??
Strid
Member
haha...någon som har ändrat det nu=).....
Lan*
Han med hatten
Aaeergh.....snacka om att det svider alltså...fy faen....hade man varit mer kvicktänkt hade man bailat & Minerat och pang bom klart...
Lan*
Han med hatten
Umh, Granis påpekade just att vi var nio i slutet på tredje rundan...
Strid
Member
Så jäkla retligt när det slår på så få tickets! Men en sak är säker lätt den stressigaste commander runda jag har kört, och jag har ett STORT antal runder (4st) så jag vet vad jag talar om!
Franze*
Captain Idler
Hehe, Fushe Pass är lätt den stressigaste kartan Men vad tusan, vi tar två poäng, hundra procent bättre är förra säsongen. Hundra procent roligare!!!
Lan*
Han med hatten
Så sant Franzmannen, så sant.
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